Behold various original works that have somehow escaped my twisted mind.

Song and Dance

CS212 - The Musical
Written for Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs, Spring 1999, as taught by Professor Greg Morrisett.

CS314 - The Musical
The definitive one-of-a-kind musical about the Computer Architectures class at Cornell! SEE geeks hack! SEE bondage and discipline!

The Cornell Computer Science Songbook
A compilation of various computer science songs written by and for the students of the Cornell CS department.

Shakespeare

A Midsummer Night's AOL
The AOL Shakespeare Company presents "A Midsummer Night's Dream" in a public chat room.

Much Ado About AOL
The AOL Shakespeare Company's second production, with an expanded cast.

The Tragik Historie of William Gates, Lord of Redmond
From a recently unearthed First Folio copy, in the hand of Shakespeare himself!

Other Absurdity

Monty Python and the Battle of the Hornburg
An idea that should definitely come to pass.