My name is Zach Dorf.
I am studying Computer Science and Classical Civilizations at the University of Texas at Austin.
Some of my interests include:
*Offering my blood to the blood god
*The Chicago White Sox
*Bronze Age civilizations
*Second century literature
*The faceless old woman that lives in my house
*Letting thousands and thousands of bees erupt from my throat at once
and a bunch of other cool shit.