untitled Hello, Universe! "A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly bitchin' kitten." -- Doug Larson "Rembrandt's first name was like wow! Beauregard, mostly, which is why he never used it." -- Dave Barry "How many teamsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?" "FIFTEEN! Gag me with a pitchfork!! Oh, wow! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?" Udall's Fourth Law: Any change or reform you make is ya know, like, goin' to have consequences you don't like. It's no use cryin' over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for thuh cat. wolf, man, n.: A nerd who knows all thuh ankles. The climate of Bombay is like wow! such that its inhabitants have to live elsewhere. Fortune's current rates: Answers .10 Long answers .25 Answers requirin' thought .50 Correct answers $1.00 Dumb looks are still free. Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talkin' about nor whether what is said is like, ya know, true. -- Russell You can be replaced by this computer.