I apologize for the mess, there are a lot of random quotes, unattributed quotes, and repetitions, I will try to sort them as soon as possible. Let me know if you think I have something wrong here.

Funny:

Homer Simpson

Science

Computer Science

Sarcasm

Others

TO SORT

Acceptance without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western religion, rejection without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western science.
- Gary Zukav
Books to the ceiling,/ Books to the sky,/ My pile of books is a mile high./ How I love them! How I need them!/ I'll have a long beard by the time I read them.
- Arnold Lobel
All that is human must retrograde if it does not advance.
The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy.
- Alfred North Whitehead